A VIDEO

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

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A TEXT POST

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

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A PHOTO

If our animals could speak to us, what would they say?

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A VIDEO

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

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A TEXT POST

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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A TEXT POST

hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

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A TEXT POST

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

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A TEXT POST

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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A TEXT POST

paineds:

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

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is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog

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A VIDEO
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A TEXT POST

fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

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A TEXT POST

multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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A CHAT

Got a call: Man hit by gunfire

  • (Dispatch was a little confused)
  • Dispatch: Scene is safe, shooter is not at the scene.
  • Me: ...are you sure the shooter has left the scene, is the police there?
  • Dispatch: Yes, pt has been disarmed by police....and well...he was shot by the police....So I guess you could say the shooter is still at the scene... but that’s all good, cause y’know.... it’s the police....”
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A PHOTO

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

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